ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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