somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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