Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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