And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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