He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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