I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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