i can't believe i had my finger in that
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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