Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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