i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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