Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
