Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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