Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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