am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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