He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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