Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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