Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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