I would go down on you faster than GM stock
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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