i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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