would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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