He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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