Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
