we have officially lost it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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