uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
her vagine was all disorganized.
only if we run a train.
done.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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