Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
