Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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