I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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