Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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