I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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