if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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