we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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