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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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