ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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