Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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