One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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