gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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