Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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