the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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