Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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