How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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