this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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