I'm drive I can fine osifer
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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