I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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