well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just gift wrapped bread.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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