I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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