Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
false alarm. still invincible.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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