is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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