Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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