The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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