Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize