I am puke
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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