Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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