I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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