But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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