Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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