This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
